I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
My vagina is very pro this idea
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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