Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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