never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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