oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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