Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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