I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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