Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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