you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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