Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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