he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
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All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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