last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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