her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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