Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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