This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm too high and old for this...
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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