I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Randomize