Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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