Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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