So drunk, too bad you don't want this
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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