Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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