billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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