I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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