would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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