i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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