So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
How external is "for external use only"?
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Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The power of my boobs compel you
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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