Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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