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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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