I'm eating all of the evidence.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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