I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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