my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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