We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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