Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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