already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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