you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Randomize