make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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