Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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