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I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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