i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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