She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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