bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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