what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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