WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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