Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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