Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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