Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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