The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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