NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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