I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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