I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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