Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize