Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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